"Too Much Is Never Enough" and "Our Amps Go To Eleven" are sayings that I regularly regurgitate. In keeping with excess, I thought it prudent to make a trick whereby one did TWO SQUEEZES with TWO LIGHTERS at the same time - but in ONE HAND. Looks hard, but isn't really. Just do do two Inverse Squeezes at the same time. The first lighter is held with the RH Index & Thumb, while the second lighter is held with the RH Middle & Ring fingers against the RH Palm. Squeeze. They pop open. Use your Left Hand to perform individual Snaps against each lighter's Flint Wheel. Now do a Mega-Ultra-Hella Dual-Lighter One Hand Bottom Swing. WARNING! WARNING! Testosterone levels exceeded! Extinguish with beverage of choice! Note piece of spinach in front tooth.

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